SO it is the new year, and a lot of shit has gone down. So bored, and yet I am not trying hard to find a uni or a temporary job for that matter, Got accepted into monash, and maybe I'm content with that... which i am not really sure my parents are. Nottingham looks good but the same problem. Moneh. Many unis only see this in your seat.



You do have to spend a lot to get some decent knowledge around here wth =.=
Teachers like these:



 This does suck, I mean, i did well enough to qualify for entry, but not well enough to get any scholarships. Makes me think twice about this whole education thing. Anyway, just going to try my best to help my parents now that the maid will be going home tomorrow. I might even learn to cook. Yes, I foresee alot of food poisoning too =.= But hopefully, things will work out.



 Found this web that streams HIMYM eps for free, but then found out only certain eps work. Guess that means more dl-ing for me. Yeah, I'm lifeless like that.

 Since I'm planning to become an engineer, why not a joke about them?
Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey, nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well'" replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young co-ed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all her clothes and says, "You can have ANYTHING you want." "Good choice," says the first, "Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway!"
 
  Yeah I'm screwed.

          
       Time to be sentimental again I suppose. Another year about to pass by, another year about to slip through my fingers. This year was a huge step for me in my life. After 5 years in a government school, I was entering college! Wow, I felt so cool. First day was awkward, with only a certain Bryan Lim as my friend in the whole of ausmat.


          
I stepped in my first class of physics and met Desmond. Subsequently, i started to meet more and more people around the class. And now, I can truly say I will miss all of them. It's hard not to miss the people you've spent almost 11 months with, who have gone through the exact same struggles,at the exact same the time. There have been good moments, bad moments, and a lot of great moments.


         
However, life is about moving on and improving ourselves, though I would like nothing else but to freeze the college moments and live in them. Everybody will be moving on and going places, and we can only cherish the memories we have created. Quote "Its so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace." I will always remember this year as a serious contender to the best year of my life. I couldn't have chosen a better class, even if I had handpicked the people myself.


        
 Graduation night was, surprisingly for me, not about the dinner, but about the company there. I spent almost the whole night sneaking pictures with people all around me. Pictures I guess, are the best way to preserve a memory. We were there, we all were laughing and it seemed like normal. Then the ceremony ended, and we knew that our time together had expired. That our lives would have to resume their sluggish pace and that the chances of ever meeting again were slim at best. If I have one regret about this year, is that I didn't make my full effort to get to know everyone in class. Often we think that we always have enough time, but more often than not, we are wrong.


        
Lots of beautiful girls and dashing gentlemen graced the graduation, and what a night it was to remember.


         
Finally, I'd just like to say, you guys have been the best friends one could have (to me) in college and yes, I have come to like all of you =)



Don't forget me (on purpose anyway),
Jon Guan

     Wow omg I can't believe this thing is still alive. Have not blogged in like a millenia, so since I am obscenely free right now, I will start again.
     
     Gotta admit I miss giving long emo imaginary speeches to random people with this blog, and gotta say that so many things have been happening to me recently that I should've blogged all about it. Shit.
    
     First off, I just finished my trials. So shitty. But that's another matter all together I guess. Bugger. Today I decided to rant against MSN. MSN used to be reasonably reliable, fast and overall satisfactory in efficiency. I started my account a long long time ago, and god knows why I typed kouyet as an alias.

 
    About a month ago, hotmail asked me to change my password. And so I did. I could sign in about a week after that, and then the shit dropped from the sky. I could not login at all using whatever password, the old and the new.
 
    Needless to say I panicked, and tried almost the whole month to reset my password by answering my secret question and postcode bla bla... and what do you know, it doesn't work. SO I found this web that actually contacted a human being. Surprise surprise, I F-ING FAILED TO AUTHENTICATE THAT I WAS ME. WTHH! How can I not be me? I don't even know what I typed in when I registered. I was so young that time. WTH!??

     Its so disappointing cause I have loads of contacts and potential universities offers in that damn account. so i just have to say SCREW YOU HOTMAIL. Thanks for being useless when I needed you. You can take your false security measures and shove it up the place without sunshine.

    On  a lighter note, tomorrow is 10-10-10. So here are 10 insults to MSN to celebrate the occasion.

1. Your security system is so sucky, Robert Pattinson could've done a better job.
2. Your replies are so slow, my grandma could've walked to your headquarters in USA, bought a cheeseburger, return and you still wouldn't have enough time.
3. Your staff are so unfriendly, they make Grim Reaper seem like Ronald McDonald.
4. Your services are so crappy, even the hawker center Pan Mee uncle is better.
5. Your system is so hackable, a blind one legged chicken would find it hard not to hack into someone's account.
6. Your Messenger service disconnects so often, I spend more time pressing troubleshoot button than chatting.
7. Your search engine is so bad, you can't even find hay in a haystack.
8. Your authentication methods are so shitty, someone could be naked and dancing in front of you while simultaneously showing their ID and you'd still deny them access.
9. The chances of not being interrupted or lagged during a MSN combo is the same as Malaysia winning the world cup.
10. I should've watched the Twilight series over and over again instead of wasting my time trying to convince you that I'm me.

Thanks for not being there. Knew I could count on you.
Love,
Pissed Off.

 Food is just the most awesome thing on Earth la. I love eating, and somehow something struck me while i was attempting to eat roti canai with just a knife this morning. Mainly because I was too lazy to take a spoon and fork, but something occurred to me this morning, that eating and life is not all that different.

 Before we eat, we have to first decide what to eat, whether to go out or to eat in. Decisions in our lives that we make daily. But the decision making doesn't stop there, if we manage to get a restaurant then what should we order? There are so many stalls, all advertising that they have the best whatever. When we finally decide on eating something such as Char Koay Teow, we still have to decide whether we want to decide on chilli or no chilli, see ham or no see ham, or even mee or no mee. Life in some definitions, are a series of choices. We always have the free will to decide and choose any pathways that we take. Other people will try to tell us what is good and recommend us things, (especially parents), for our own good, but ultimately we ourselves will make the choice.

 When we start eating, we are given a fork and a spoon, (well, counting out my morning experience). However, if you were to start eating with your hands, there would be nothing wrong with that, just that you would attract weird ass stares from other people and extremely oily fingers. You could simply swallow a whole ice cream cone or slowly suck at the ice cream, You could mix Coca Cola and Sprite or orange juice with shandy, whatever we choose to. In life, people will tell you that you're not supposed to do this and that, you're not supposed to use this style or this method, but I think we should satisfy our curiosity to a certain extent. If we continue fllowing the trends of the people before us, how can we improve? How can we move forward when we are following styles and mannerisms of the past?

 There are many different varieties of food around the world. You have the mamak roti, the indian banana leaf rice, the chinese ku lu yuk, the malay nasi briyani, and even the italian pasta. I can't see people refusing to eat some type of food just because they are from different cultures. (Of course certain restrictions such as pork for muslims and beef for Guan Yin followers are clear examples of exceptions) Somehow or rather in life, we do face these types of discriminations, such as the Germans against the Jews, or even Whites against Blacks.

 In  the end, all food goes through the bodily processes, gets sucked down your bowels and comes out as SH*T. As we will one day turn to dust after living our time here on Earth, It seems appropriate that we should use our time to maximum benefit, not waste our time on petty problems. If you choose the wrong course meal to eat, all you end up probably getting is severe explosive diarrhea. The important thing is too know how to get well, pick the right food, and don't speak with your mouth full. It's impolite.

Currently into - Need You Now by Lady Antebellum

Right, after spending about a month in college, I realized that I've made quite a few new friends. And good ones at that. I certainly didn't expect it to be so easy to just like gel into the whole new college groove, but surprisingly, I'm enjoying every moment of it.

Even though we've just been stuck together for a month, albeit forcefully, I feel like I've known them for quite a while.
Sure college is important, and we have to study hard to get kick ass results so we can get into a super uni, but I'm happy that I chose this path along with my friends.
Now that I'm in this position, I just wonder how different things would be if I took a different course, or even a different college.
Would I be this satisfied? Or would I be the awkward retard sitting in the corner emo-ing alone?

I have also noticed a partikular trend: You know you're good friends when you start scolding and cursing at each other. Apparently when you're not close, you won't dare to do that as it will give a "bad impression".
So, to all my close friends,
_l_ NAH!


Just finished reading : Septimus Heap Book 2 : Flyte.
Currently listening to : Stop This Train - John Mayer

    Yes, you are right, this is my 1092804372340th time trying to keep a blog alive. Hopefully with the time I have in college library computers, I can actually try and maintain a living blog. As an opening post, what a more fitting subject then the latest scandal hitting our little country. An alleged sodomy case.

     As we all should know, the case is ongoing on whether this old dude,
 decided to... *ehem* how should i put this... you know... *awkward silence*

  Anyway, the accuser, is this young man,
Who was apparently the old dude's personal aid, said that the old dude "got it on" with him.

    I'm not going to make any judgements, but of course, both parties say that they are telling the truth. However, I'm going to try and describe 2 possible scenarios.

  Scenario number 1, the boy was lying. Now, if I him, I wouldn't even consider going to court if I knew I was lying. It takes huge huge nuts to say you were... *ehem*-ed by someone in power, in front of everyone. Even swearing on the holy book! Not only would you have thrown away and killed every last ounce of your dignity, you even danced and peed all over its grave.

   Scenario number 2, the old dude did do it! Now, that would be embarassing as he's kinda married.. and kinda has kids. It would be really weird and awkward if it turns out what the boy said was true. Damn man. He would also lose respect from all party members and the party will end.

  Disclaimer : Old dude and young guy are merely people from my imagination. Any likeness they seem to have with the people around us is merely coincidental and regretted.

JMG's first post. Woo Hoo!
I like - Hey Soul Sister by Train